Dear Diego,
I bet you didn’t know what you were getting into when Aunt Betsy plucked you off the shelf and mailed you to Henry. Thank you in advance for all the hours you will surely be keeping him entertained — and I’m sorry in advance for any other injustices that may be coming your way. It’s just, we don’t get a lot of dolls around here. The options, it seems, are limitless. (Thanks, A. Bets and U. Kev! We love you!)
Love,
Mrs. Testosterhome
