Young Balducci boy, fresh out of the bathroom: I was sitting there and had to go poop and pee and I closed my eyes and when I opened my eyes someone had peed all over my clothes!
Me: I wonder if that someone could have been you?
Boy: No! It wasn’t me!

This is so apropos as today was day #1 of potty training my oldest (boy). Ohhh the things I have to look forward to. Thanks for the laugh!
I don’t know when I’ll stop laughing about this, but it won’t be anytime soon! Thanks for sharing.
LOL oh my, i am so glad that doesn’t just happen here!
This totally made my day!