In which Isabel ponders whether she’d really even want a man in a loincloth to sweep down and rescue her from a congress of baboons:
Paul likes to add extra lines to the book, including answers to the mystery of how Tarzan, a man raised in the wild by gorillas, has such white, straight teeth.
p.s. We do actually own a bunch of classic, non-Disney literature. Why, if you look closely under that Peter Pan book, you’ll see a Calvin and Hobbes family heirloom. And under that, Sports Illustrated!